Banging her cousin
Harassing local special needs people
Drugs probably
Sex with ladies, for sure
“All lives matter”
Chicken stock in foods for vegetarians
Used the N-word, but “since it’s in the song it’s okay”
Loud parties on weeknights
“I just eat whatever I want and I just cannot gain weight”
Not just banging her cousin but banging her ASSHOLE cousin
Spoils all media
Has definitely slapped a child
Manipulating literally every person she has ever encountered
Never returns a borrowed item
Goading her husband into murdering her because she’s too cowardly to commit suicide
Megan Sunday is an archivist, writer, and pop culture enthusiast. She lives in Maryland with her husband, toddler, and a growing collection of paperback horror novels.
She writes about V.C. Andrews books at trappedintheattic.wordpress.com.
